he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
