Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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