last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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