Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Brb crying the tears of my youth
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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