She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize