The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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