i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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