I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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