She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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