did you get engaged???
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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