im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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