Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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