So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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