Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
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No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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