Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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