Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I fill condoms, not promises.
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2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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