god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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