I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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