Porn is love you can see.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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