Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
