I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
mondays should just be called national damage control day
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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