dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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