trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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