I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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