i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
My dick has a subreddit
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
