At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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