just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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