garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
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The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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