I want to have your abortion
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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