love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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