how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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