we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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