He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
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I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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