oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Life without a bra equals bliss.
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