Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Its about making memories worth repressing
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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