I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
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It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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