Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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