If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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