Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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