is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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