Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
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i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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