Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Randomize
