Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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