Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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