brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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