I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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