Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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