i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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