After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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