He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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