ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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