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My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
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Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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