There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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