White coat. Heels.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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