whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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