I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
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they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Is it penis luge time yet?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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