I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
she peed on how many people?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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