Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
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